The Post You've Been Waiting For.....

Due to the sudden influx of blog readership.... I feel I should use this post to make an important announcement.


..... to dispel any rumors that have been fluttering about ...well actually running rampant.

  yes, I cropped my bum out of the picture, it was just too ugly for words.
 (that's not part of the rumor ... I hope)


Okay, here you go:
 1. There is my tummy. Yes, I have had 3 kids and it certainly doesn't lie flat like it used to.
2.  Come September, October every year, I put on my annual extra winter weight of 5 pounds. It's extra "insulation" people. Keeps me warmer.
3. I get down-right cranky when the weather turns cold, and it's dark when I have to get up.

Note on #2. I have gotten a bit carried away this year.(um 7 lbs) I have been eating enormous amounts of pumpkin cookies, fried cheese on bread, rotisserie chickens, apple pies, chocolate chips straight out of the bag, etc. ...you know, the typical comfort foods ....to mourn the loss of summer.

Anyway...I think the result of that, in combination with #3 is probably the reason for the rumors.





 Alrighty?







 Okay I'm still sensing some doubt out there.  :(









Sooo just to make doubly doubly sure, nothing was going on.(Hey, these rumors have been getting to me too)
I went in for an ULTRASOUND  of my tummy..... (I know, I know, there just isn't anything I wouldn't do for my blog readers)




AND

....just as I suspected, it's ALWAYS better to chew the rotisserie chicken before you swallow it. I won't be making that mistake again. :)


 ..Whoa. This explains soo much..






Anyway. Sorry ladies, better guessing next time.









Disclaimers:
No, I have no idea of what that ultrasound is really a picture of, ...yes it could be a baby, and no it's not mine.
Yes, babies are carried in the uterus not the tummy, this I KNOW.