Help! I've found some things, and I don't know what to do.
Oh dear. :(
Let me explain. I have been sorting through baby clothes, due to the soon expected arrival.
After sorting I needed a place to put some of the smaller clothes to be ready for baby, since I have no nursery or anything like that, I decided to store the clothes in my husband's dresser. You see, he never uses it, the drawers sit empty. I happily filled up two empty drawers with blankets, burp cloths, sleepers and sweet little onesies. Moving onto the third drawer for outfits and socks, I was SHOCKED to find the drawer wasn't empty, and I was even MORE SHOCKED with what I found.
Yes, I know what your thinking.
Ok, Ok, I have NO idea what you are thinking...........
Pushed to the back of the drawer was a large bag, and inside the bag was several .....and I mean several, smaller bags. There was also a strange smell, that I couldn't quite place.
"What in the world?!?" I couldn't help but say out loud.
I decided to pull the large bag out and dump the contents on my bed.
You will NEVER believe what I found!
Huh?
Just in case you missed something. Here's a list.
Bacon bits.
Butter Buds(some sort of fake butter popcorn topping)
Beef Bouillon
Orange Drink Mix. ( I guess in case he gets thirsty after consuming all that salt)
Romano Cheese (That's what I smelled)
Dried Apricots
Sunflower seeds (2 bags)
Large bag of Lentils
Elbow Macaroni
1 large onion (an ONION in your drawer????)
1 small garlic (the vampires have actually stopped bothering us ...maybe it's connected ;)
Adriatic Figs
Walnut pieces
Possible explanations???
I have NONE.
This behavior is BIZARRE. Why is my Barry secretly hording a strange combination of bulk food in his dresser drawer???
Help me out here. What is this all for????
I'll give you a week to help me out. Comment with your guess. At the end of the week I will confront my husband and we will see who is right........
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Yes! Ellie an 8 year old still fits under a clothes basket.
3 comments:
1)He's keeping a miniature Barry in the back panel and can only feed him Winco bulk (remember how we talked about this at moms...).
2)He is really 62.38% squirrel (Mo used math and figured it out).
3)It's hereditary.
4)His students are bribing him (for reasons unknown).
5)It was the dowry your father paid him.
Maybe he's prepared for the Gov't to shut down. Oh yeah they already have done that and somehow it will end up being our fault.
Anita
I really like Amara and Anita's explaination but it seems to me that he is planning to make trail mix and also some kind of meal with the macaroni, onion, garlic, cheese, bacon bits, butter buds and lentils(?). If he does, just be polite and don't say anything terribly mean. You'd think he would stash something yummy. Maybe he is taking it to school and didn't want you to use it for the family.
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