Doozies

Me looking in the mirror, dressed in an all black dress:

Examining my bulging figure, I remarked with dismay. ""I look like a whale."

Ellie examines me with a critical eye. ""Nah," she says, "Whales aren't black."

Helpful Barry remarks from the other room "Sperm Whales are black."

Ellie taking another look at me with a nod "yeah, okay then."



Conversing with my neighbor:


I remarked to my neighbor about how crazy big I was feeling.

Then she kindly shared HER thoughts with me

She said.

"Yeah I know, I keep telling myself, we'll it IS her third baby, afterall, I guess she's already all stretched out, and she does only have a month or so left...."

I stopped listening then.




Relaxing in the bathtub, (due to my forgetting to lock the door) Ellie runs in to tattletale. (Totally against the rules).

Instead of tattling though, she stops dead in her tracks and gasps with surprise and exclaims "Holy Cow your milkers are getting big!"

"OUT!!!!!!!!!" was all I could say.

(My milkers???, seriously, MY MILKERS???? .........can't wait for her to tell her primary class that one.)







P.S Amy wanted me to include a belly picture with this post, but I'm just not up to it.
Maybe Sunday, in my black dress.